Hello readers,
After doing what can only be classified as an intense workout in the gym I came to a conclusion about most of the people who workout alongside me. We all suffer from the same problem, its related to schizophrenia, it’s what is called Gym Psyhcosis.
Psychosis is a generic psychiatric term for a mental state often descrived as involving a “loss of contact with reality.” People suffering from this are known to be psychotic.
It appears that most people become this raged animal, grunts, snorts, growls and other animal noises all seem to be apparent when people are working out. It’s as though people become enraged and there inside animal comes out. Me personally am a Hyena, I just laugh at everybody else making the most horrendous noises.
Gym etiquette is highly important. You have a responsibility to each other to ensure that you do your bit.
- The biggest annoyance is when someone walks away from a machine, leaving a slimy pool of sweat behind. Thanks! Always bring a towel with you and wipe the machines down when you’re finished
- My next biggest annoyance is the person who leaves six million KGs on the leg press machine. I don’t know, maybe I look stronger than I am.
The gym, what a lovely place to spend a quiet evening!
Mike
